This woman looks like a Yeti. She’s about 5’10” and about 230lbs and insists on wearing flip flops into the office. Not just regular flip flops either. The dainty little kitten heeled ones made for women with normal feet, not for Yeti feet. They’re not made for feet that look like they’re permanently climbing a chain link fence. They’re not made for women who’s feet are as thick as they are long. These common sense fashion rules do not apply to her. Her red toe nail polish can be seen clear across the room because her big toe is about the size of a dinner plate. Not to mention that it hangs a good 3/4 of an inch off the end of the strappy flip flop.
I want people to start thinking of flip flops like bikinis. Not everyone can pull them off. If you have big hairy toes, or toes that look more like fingers, or thick calloused man feet, or anything remotely similar to what I’ve already mentioned don’t wear flip flops to the damn office. You make the other normal people there want to gag on their oatmeal. They can’t look you in the eye because they’re too busy trying to figure out how those poor little flip flops are going to survive the Vulcan death grip your toes have on them.
